while watching Next Great Baker

James: What are they baking?

Michael: Cakes.

James: Well no shit, but what's the theme?

Michael: Christmas?... yeahh Christmas.

Christmas

Christmas in the Rio Grande Valley is pretty lame if you're from somewhere else: it doesn't get very cold; English is a second language; & everything is closed for two days straight. [even Whataburger!]

But location means nothing for our family. We found ourselves watching this shit on Christmas Eve after our meal consisting of a deli tray & spinach dip:

Keenan Cahill - Only Girl (In the World)

Watch it. I had never heard of this kid until last night, AND THAT'S BECAUSE I saw his interview on Chelsea Lately. It's pretty damn funny. This one may even prove to be better. [He reminds me of Mort Goldman from Family Guy]

Keenan Cahill - Whip My Hair

I can't believe Willow Smith is only 9. Will Smith needs to get his kids' lives together because he is setting them up for some crazy shit.

Merry Christmas everyone.

someone said I should start a blog.

So I did.

It's Christmas Eve, I'm sick, & I have nothing better to do while my brother annoyingly blares his music & my parents bake date bread together in the kitchen. [That's right, they're baking TOGETHER.]

I took DayQuil for the first time in my life today. It helped instantly, but I felt shitty again within a few minutes. Now I know why I always judged my ex for doing that.

All I know right now is that I am glad to be home and spend some quality time with my family, & more importantly, my dachshund.

[I just coughed on my screen.]